westballz-baptist-church:

berserklrina:

sponge boy me bob we’re having a presentation on human trafficking

shaggy-n-scooby:

What should Scoob and I eat?

Sandwiches

Pizza

shaggy-n-scooby:

starving

tentacleteapot:

thedeliaishere:

Obsessed with going “No… i shan’t say…” when it’s very clear what I shan’t say

ironinkpen:

ironinkpen:

it’s always the Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, but never the Irritating Ordeal of Being Known

someone: [correctly infers something about my personality based on my patterns of behavior]

me: [seethes with rage for some fucking reason]

c3rvida3:

ALT

Forgot that we had a deep tissue massage gun and thought my partner was offering to hunt me for sport to cheer me up last night.

patheticlizardman:

I don’t care if this fandom is dead, me and my hyperfixation will keep it alive.

sailorsharky:

So there’s an extinct species of fish I stumbled across and I have to share it with y'all because it’s such a goofy li'l thing.

Gaze upon Sacabambaspis!

An extinct species of jawless fish, and, my god, look at ‘im!
The face of instant regret!

hannahalexanderartwork:

Luna moth and death head moth

mevil:

professors-pet:

professors-pet:

queerleigh:

wait

yea that’s funny

game-mush:

game-mush:

Wind

A very rough color test. (I’m not going to finish it, just for fun)

guiltycrunch:

orowyrm:

orowyrm:

dear god please let our new baby octopus feel confident enough to move out of her corner hiding spot today while i’m on exhibits so i can see her properly for the first time amen

she stuck out a single arm before changing her mind and deciding the rest of the tank is too scary, far too scary by far she is scared

papabay:

practicing expressions and face angles with my zelda

baradragon:

about to lie to the government by using my google generated SSN